lynxpixies:

mood

ldr-paradise:

Lana Del Rey for W Magazine

borntodiedemo:

totallyfubar:

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

legoshoes:

babashookbitch:

Dick appointment: you want to meet around 10pm?

Me: wow…that’s like my bedtime

color–princess:

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

lucreciasmartel:

Eric and Otis in SEX EDUCATION, 1x07
dir. Kate Herron.

distinguishedbaloney:

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

nergooland:

hazeln-x:

oppa-homeless-style:

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

Here you go.

nevver:

Scenic Simpsons

captainmarvels:

5.12 // 6.07 // 11.05, aka stuff you see everyday

milknjuice:

this is a real fucking clip

georgeharrisonlesbian:

amy adams signed a deal with the devil that said you will be the greatest actress of your generation BUT you will never be recognised for it

mydadisindianajones:

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

jedijenkins:

bluethisisforyou:

the99noice:

i-will-follow-the-sun:

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN